Fortunate to have you Anthony Owens

fortunate to have you

dear reader,
hey whats up ? nothing much here. maintainin' and checkin' in to see whats up with you. how are you?
today for the"daily" i'd like to do something a little different. i usually try to make us think about our lives. today i really just want to ask something of you- IS IT POSSIBLE FOR YOU TO ENJOY LIFE FOR US? i, myself, cannot go to a store and but some strawberry bubbalicious and chew them 2pieces at a time then blow a huge bubble to see if I can get it to explode all over my face so my little nephew can laugh at me. honestly, if its possible for you to take a SHIT in the quiet atmosphere of your OWN
home and give me a shoutout( something like this ' the shit im taking is for anthony owens!) id appreciate it. I,us, we dont have privacy and privacy is something to be thankful for. So please feel free to take a shit fo me - or - do anything your heart desires for me. let me know what you do - itll make my day! :-)
but one time - please just one time... one minute.. one second... of one day enjoy life for us. i hope i didnt offend anyone about talk of taking a shit for me. especially not any of the ladies who may find farting in front of a man embarrasing. but in all honesty, to have the priveledge to get assaulted with gas from a woman right now , i find very welcoming.HEY GET YOUR MIND OUT THE GUTTER! IM NOT TALKING ABOUT ANY FREAKY SHIT:-)
quick story . my xgirlfriend could be very silly at times and i loved it when we could just have unadulterated funny times and one day she farts on my leg , aloud one, and for some strange reason we are laughing hysterically. maybe it was the timing... anyhow, i IMMEDIATELY plotted revenge. i think we finished watching a movie and we were getting ready for bed.
i pass gas and i sneak my nose up under the covers and in my head im like "AAAH!DAMNNN!"i think it was the eggplant parmesan
but anyway, i grab the covers and put it over her and her screams for mercy was so intoxicatingly funny she was laughing too. i let her out and the war was over and i kissed her ass,willingly alot to make sure we could spoon thru the night .
the moral of the story is - iappreciate now everything that living life can bring. the good and the bad . its all to be loved.
i can only injoy life from behind these bars but you have the ability to enjoy life to the fullest EVEN if its watching sopongebob with your niece -enjoy it. enjoy it for you & her , enjoy it for me , enjoy it for us less fortunate and even though its a little shitty
think of me when you feed the fish :-)
fortunate to have you
anthony owens
editor-in-chief

P.S. when the cup is half-full you can enjoy even the most rainy day.